I never meant it to make you feel like you didn’t matter at all to me. I know we argue all the time and I give you tons of crap, but, we’ve also been through a lot together. And maybe that alone doesn’t make us friends, but it makes us something.
Irresponsible Kyman Shipper
People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!” Let me talk, dear god.
You know what let’s just make Tweek and Craig gay for real, fuck it
Terraform Mars
Where are his hands looking?
Kyle, when you’re sucking me off, will you be thinking about how I was right or about how my giant cock is getting hard in your mouth?
Actual quote from the Czech version of the dub of the Imaginationland II episode. The dub abandoned the whole idea of ball sucking and made it into a full blown blowjob.
Czech Cartman has no chill.
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JESUS CHRIST THE THIRST
When I was little, my dad used to tell me, “Kyle, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” This seemed like a reasonably astute observation to me when I was eight, but it turns out to be incorrect on a few levels. To begin with, you cannot possibly pick your friends, or else I never would have ended up with Eric Cartman.
Baby, I’d nail you harder than we nailed Jesus to that cross.
I just want to see Cartman get fucked by an Octupus, is that so much to ask?
yummykyman 