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One sneaky boi – s22e01
A Series of Left Turns :: Chapter 20
I try to keep the previews spoiler free as we get more and more into it. Here’s a little tidbit:
“Oh damn, it’s almost four.” Cartman says, and I’m taken out of my thoughts.
“What?”
“I thought it was only like an hour we been here.” Cartman says, not looking up from his phone.
I pull out my phone as well.
“Shit, my Mom’s been spamming me.”
Cartman grins wide and starts laughing.
“That’s not fucking funny, asshole! They’re gonna find out!” I say.
“So come up with a lie, Jew.” Cartman says. “You’re a pro at it, aren’t you?”
“Oh, this coming from you of all people,” I say, turning away and scrolling through the texts. Jesus, she gave me so fucking many…
“With parents like ours, we gotta be.” I hear Cartman say.
I take a deep breath and try to think of something, then start typing.
‘Hey, sorry for being out so long. Cartman and I have been going around town asking if anyone can let Cartman house hop after Christmas. We tried to get into contact with his parents again but we couldn’t. I’m just having a talk with Cartman right now about what he wants to do.’
Cartman nudges me pointedly. “Look at that. A complete pro.”
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WHOLE WHITEBOARD!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
It’s an annoying task I know but would anyone transcript it all cus There’s many I can’t read?
lI got you covered 😀
Cartman: the coolest (but not really). Jew joker arrow to kyle. diabetes jokes at scott. [cant read what it says to jimmy]. stan is a buttfucking traitor. has racial tension with token. doesnt want wendy to play. has a rivalry with kenny for coolness. secretly into yaoi.
Scott: secretly badass. gets along with butters.
Butters: the bad guy but really not. [something] as close friend to cartman (?). plays up villain/hero trope with kenny. immune to mind control.
Kyle: [something] all proud. best friends with stan. part of your first party.
Stan: No specific character notes. dating wendy. betrays timmy.
Timmy: Mind rape. has respect from mysterion.
Token: Genuinely a nice kid, financial support.
Wendy: Free agent, knows who you really are. dating stan.
Kenny: Loyal / defensive to friends, doesnt trust you.
Tweek: Paranoid, Spaz, ep with craig. dating craig, but fighting.
Craig: only cares about guinea pig (and tweek). hangs out with clyde and timmy. dating tweek but fighting.
Clyde: takes mouth thing too far (?), lemon bars, no mom. hangs with craig and jimmy. grossly flirts with wendy.
Jimmy: actually fast. hands with clyde and craig.
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