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Jail Buddies 

Cartman is the top dog of Cell block C, and is stone cold mean and nasty…His main men are Kenny (Who’s like a brother to him), Craig, Clyde, Token and Butters. 

One day, an inmate named Kyle is put into C block and catches Cartman’s eyes. Cartman likes what he sees and learning about the boy (Kyle is in jail for a murder case) makes him even more excited about the red head….if you know what I mean…

Kyle is asked by Cartman’s right hand man, Kenny, to join his crew, in which Kyle declines, not wanting to deal with anyone in the jail.

That would piss Cartman off, because no one has ever said no to him, so he’d make C the block inmates mess with Kyle everyday just to make him submit and join him…but he quickly learns that Kyle is just as stubborn as him.

So after about a week of Kyle finding literal shit on his cot for the 5th time, he vows to go over to Cartman and tell him off.

And he does.

But ends up beaten up by Cartman’s crew for disrespecting their top dog.

Kyle doesn’t give up though and continues to try and fight Cartman, his crew and all of C block until Cartman suddenly makes it known that Kyle is off limits.

He requests for Kyle to have a one on one discussion and Kyle agrees because he doesn’t know how long he’ll be able to fight for the amount of time he’ll be serving.

They talk and…it’s strange for Kyle because Cartman is extra gentle and his eyes seem more…brighter then the usual cold, icy and dangerous ones. He can’t help to also notice how flirty Cartman is….and it’s making him feel hot…

Kyle would try to push pass those fucked up feelings and wouldn’t let Cartman see how he’s making him feel.

After a while, the two would continue to be casual with each other, when eventually things lead to another and yeah, shower sex.

Cartman is happy and Kyle is surprisingly enjoying his stay in jail, eventually becoming the other top dog….

Now those two gotta deal with Cartman’s rival/half brother, aka Scott Tenorman, aka the jail’s other top dog on Cell block G.