Sort of a continuation to this, I just thought Cartman could use some siblings who don’t hate him forever because he forced them to unwittingly eat their parents. Neither Stan nor Kyle are very pleased about this (for entirely different reasons.)
Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.
God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.
the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.
and taunt you afterward
excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?
yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.
kangaroo^
wallaby^
kangaroo^
wallaby^
this is just so fucked up
As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.
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