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You’re only a kyman pureblood if it’s your #1 OTP. If it’s one of your OTPs you’re a half blood
Another shitpost
you know kyle’s a twink because in TFBW he wants to heal and protect all his mates and says pew pew in the most non-threatening voice
Rick Sanchez is a scientific genius. He can create portals and jump through alternate universes.Â
BUT DOES HE KNOW WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?!
Rosey: There’s an alternate universe where we met because we were both style shippers.
me:
me: thats the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard you say
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The first thing that came to my mind was that Trey has a really long dick and Matt is tickling Treys dick under the table and Treys like
“Matt what the fuck are you doing” and Matt is giggling to himself as he continues
Marriages always end in a word that starts with D.
Divorce or Death.
What if you hand off the wife to someone else before you died, and then she handed off the husband to someone else before she died? Technically you’d have a never ending marriage.
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