HOLY COW TWO YEARS?!?! Dang I figured that he’d just started omg I’m surprised that Cartman has been able to restrain himself for so long! Besides him going into his bedroom sometimes, have there any been close calls for him where he wanted to get closer or reveal himself to Kyle?

Well, Cartman admires Kyle as this untouchable thing that he doesn’t want to hurt, but just can’t stay away from. He loves the attention and obsession Kyle gives him when he sends him “love notes,” so he pretty much gets enough of his thrills from that for now.

Aside from that he’s kissed Kyle in his sleep before and gotten off in his bed, but he hasn’t revealed himself directly to Kyle. He drops heavy hints that he’s around all the time though.