Long live beef? No, long live chicken

BEEF is superior and way better for you, and can be prepared in many types of ways, get that weak CHICKEN SHIT outta my FACE what you gonna make, rotisserie? fried chicken? fried chicken, but in a sandwich? weak ass chicken soup? GET THAT TINY SHIT OUT OF MY FACE

WE MAKE 18 TYPES OF STEAK IN THIS HOUSE AND DRINK THE GOD DAMN MILK

Hows it going with asolt, can’t wait for the next chapter and to find out more about Eric and how he reacts upon realizing what he almost did to Stan. Take your time, I’m just excited and can’t wait to see where it goes from here. On a side note, how you liking the world down under?

It’s nice here in the mountain town I’m in at least. my bones get achey because of the air pressure but I never get tired of the kangaroos and the tropical birds. Joe says he’s not impressed by the roos but after a month they’re still great. I wanna touch their floppy ears

me: -purposefully tucks something away in specific spot for safekeeping-

me, later: where the FUCK DID IT GO