Any kyman parent headcanons?

It took a lot of convincing for Cartman to actually want to take care of a kid. He always thought he’d be bad at it. Kyle eventually convinced him, but it took a year of on and off squabbles before they actually did it. Cartman pretended he just didn’t want a kid because they were annoying, but Kyle eventually pulled the real reason, him not thinking he’d be a good father, out of him. 

Cartman is mostly a playmate to his kid. He prefers to be the good cop. Kyle has to play the unfun father role who always reminds Kenneth of responsibilities and learning. But Kyle is also incredibly nurturing. 

kylebiased:

yummykyman:

jewpacabruhs:

hey if ur a kyman shipper who thinks it’s okay for cartman to still be antisemitic even while dating kyle, u need to reevaluate ur views

I mean Cartman wouldn’t go around trying to slander or actively inconvenience Jews but he’d sure as hell keep making jokes about Jewish stereotypes. Jokes are jokes and Cartman likes to make offensive ones. That’s his character.

maybe if an actual jewish person tells you it’s not cool to encourage less character development from an antisemitic character, you should just not comment on it

Maybe don’t assume one single Jewish person represents all of their opinions, that’s pretty racist

jewpacabruhs:

yummykyman:

jewpacabruhs:

hey if ur a kyman shipper who thinks it’s okay for cartman to still be antisemitic even while dating kyle, u need to reevaluate ur views

I mean Cartman wouldn’t go around trying to slander or actively inconvenience Jews but he’d sure as hell keep making jokes about Jewish stereotypes. Jokes are jokes and Cartman likes to make offensive ones. That’s his character.

why the fuck would kyle tolerate that tho. why would he want to date, fuck, or even be around someone who continues to reduce his people down to a stereotype into adolescence & adulthood, and who hasn’t learned jack shit since age ten about how fucked up it is to be a bigot? jokes aren’t just jokes when they’re harmful to a person’s self-image and identity. if cartman can’t mature enough to quit with his antisemitism, and i mean all of it, then he doesn’t deserve to be with kyle, and kyle would not put up with him. plain and simple. good day.

Hm you must not be around Jewish people that crack Jew jokes as well as encourage their friends to make Jew jokes.

It’s healthy to be able to laugh at yourself, you know? It’s all in good fun.

gloriouskouhai:

dontatmeimseriously:

me: *reblogs a thoughtful post about how Cartman is deeply damaged & thus potentially redeemable in a romantic context*

also me: “Look, I’m not saying that Cartman isn’t an abusive sociopath who is beyond redemption, I’m just saying that Kyle is unabusable and so they’re perfect for each other.”

also me: *rebloging gifset of kyle hitting cartman* Yeah~ you go Kyle

jewpacabruhs:

hey if ur a kyman shipper who thinks it’s okay for cartman to still be antisemitic even while dating kyle, u need to reevaluate ur views

I mean Cartman wouldn’t go around trying to slander or actively inconvenience Jews but he’d sure as hell keep making jokes about Jewish stereotypes. Jokes are jokes and Cartman likes to make offensive ones. That’s his character.

I don’t see a lot of people say they don’t like Butters. He’s usually a fan favorite. How come he’s your least favorite?

He’s very blatantly two faced and plays dumb and it can be a bit aggravating. But I don’t hate him much. Honestly there’s not really a character I can think of on South Park that’s that unlikable though.

Even Scott Malkinson has his redeeming qualities thanks to the game. And Randy is a douche but he’s really not that annoying to me.