“aw”
All right, I don’t mean to be out of line or anything, but I’ve noticed that the majority of Kyman fans are female. Aren’t there any male Kyman fans out there? I mean, not every slash pairing has to be predominately full of yaoi fangirls, is all I’m saying. And feeling like a minority when it comes to that is frustrating. I think there should be an even balance of men and women in the SP slash fandom, if there isn’t already.
You can’t make men like something just cuz you want em to like it. Women like it because they like men. Same reason LGBT men like it. and there happens to be more women on tumblr than LGBT men.
What if I have shiped kyman since i watched the first episode? And I have never thought about other ships. Am I Salazar Slytherin?
You are Incredibly Unlikely
Not a kyman hater (idc who anyone ships) just a pet peeve of mine when ppl say Smug Alert wasn’t selfish, because it was. It was intended to be, Stan even reiterates it himself. Yes, Cartman saved Kyle’s family (Matt and Trey weren’t just gonna kill them off on one fell swoop, that would absolutely bash the continuity of SP to have Kyle get orphaned.) If you wanna think ab it through Cartman’s head though, why risk Kyle getting orphaned and sent away when he JUST got him back? (There’s more oof)
Translates to: “Hey just in case you guys were having fun theory crafting and making headcanons, I’ve come to scold you.”
Most people understand completely what Matt & Trey’s intention was. People just like to have fun with character behaviors and connect dots.
Try not to get too peeved about it. It’s just fun.
kyman was my first ever south park otp but now bunny is my otp. i still ship kyman with my whole soul tho, so what kind of magic do i have?
Half blood, it has to be #1 in order to be pure
I ship Kyman (my second ship I found), but it’s not my otp. My otp is stenny. Do I still have kyman magic? Am I like a muggleborn, or a regular one, or like half or something? CAUSE I REALLY DO LOVE KYMAN!
You’re a half-blood
are you worried about this episode messing up headcanons?
Slightly. I’m actually more interested in the idea that this might confirm Cartman as gay instead of Tweek and Craig.
Yaaas them predictions
If you had time, could you answer that survey for kyman that that person who clearly hates kyman answered (the one you reblogged a few days ago)?
Who was the one to propose:
Kyle being the romantic guy that he is was the one who asked Cartman to tie the knot. Cartman would have done it but he dislikes coming off as clingy or moving too fast.
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
Cartman, because after he knows he’s having the wedding he wants to go all out. Kyle thinks a traditional wedding is enough, but Cartman wants it to be the most grandiose wedding of all time, with both a priest and a rabbi and symbolism and a symphony, and a water fountain and an ice sculpture and a wedding cake custom made specifically for them. Oh and he wants to sing at his own wedding. Important note.
Who decorated the house:
Cartman, because he believes Kyle has no taste. Kyle after some resistance admits he likes Cartman’s sense of decorating better.
Who does the cooking:
They both do their fair share of cooking, since for a long while the two of them work a full time job each.
Who is more organized:
Kyle. He is very anal about everything being organized and easy to find. Even though Cartman hates when Kyle harps on him for being lazy he appreciates it.
Who suggested kids first:
Kyle – Cartman initially didn’t want kids, but hearing Kyle talk about raising one made him interested.
Who’s the cuddler:
Kyle. Cartman is very cuddly.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
Cartman spoons Kyle ;3
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Cartman creating ridiculous hypothetical situations for Kyle to solve, and Kyle rationalizing all the little details so hard that the hypothetical situation sounds exponentially more ridiculous to anyone who might walk in on the conversation.
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
Nobody. They’re day drinkers.
Who kills the spiders:
Cartman because whenever he sees any pests in his perfect house, he becomes personally offended.
Who falls asleep first:
Cartman. Anyone would fall asleep in Kyle’s soft forest of hair.
A head canon:
Before the two of them decided to have a child, they had a big debate about the idea of one of them staying home. They come to the conclusion that Kyle will convert to part time in his Therapist job while investing in the stock market until they have enough gains to have a child and have Kyle stay home. Kyle manages to be a stay at home Dad while Cartman is out on police duty. Kyle manages to make decent money doing online therapy whenever his son is napping anyway.
Do they have any “rituals”
It’s become pretty common for the two to duet songs in the morning whenever they’re waking up, since Cartman always hypes himself up to go to work by belting whatever song is on the radio, even if he hates the song.
Who has the most patience?
Kyle has exceptional patience. He’s married to Cartman, after all.
Oh no, I’m a muggleborn. My Middle School ass fell in love with Style but around High School I saw the light. Now I’m 20 and I can’t stand Style. (but I don’t harass people who ship it because im not a douche like *cough* most style shippers today *cough*)
A diligent muggleborn 👌
In your psycho au Kyle let Cartman bite him?
Kyle was sleeping.
yummykyman 