parti-pooper:

Thanks, @samurai-husky! ^0^

2. What kind of pet names do they use?

“Jew” and “Fatass,” of course, haha! They’ll just stop using the names in a mean way and start using them in an affectionate way. I’m also into them calling each other by the common “Babe” or “Baby.” Sometimes I’ll even imagine that when they’re thirty years married and softer on each other than ever before, that they’ll be calling each other, “Eric, honey,” and “Kyle, sweetie.” Oh! I also love Yummy’s idea of Eric calling Kyle “Pumpkin” to make fun of his hair, haha!

10. Favourite Kyman AU?

Any, haha! They’re so perfect for so many AUs, it’s difficult to decide. If I had to, though, I’d probably say the Swan Princess AU. Purely because @synapticfirefly wrote the most wonderful fic based on that AU after I gushed about the idea one time, and it holds a special place in my heart to this day… Oh, and can I say the Anastasia AU too? Because I’m hoping that if I gush about that one here as well then maybe someone will write a fic for that one too, haha! Agh, but then there’s the Beauty and the Beast AU too (which the amazing @shortstackedkyman has written a great fic for), and the Office AU (CEO Cartman, anyone?), and College AUs, and agh! There’s too many!

13. Give us your own Kyman AU.

Oh, God, that’s too much pressure! Haha, let’s see… It’s kind of hard to give my “own” AU when the ideas have pretty much already been done, you know? The only ones I have in the works are my own versions of ideas that have been done before, like Post-Apocalypse AUs and Harry Potter AUs, and then your standard Office AUs and College AUs. Hm… I guess a not-so-common one I was working on a while ago was, like, an AU where the main four boys have their band, Moop or Fingerbang or whatever you want, and Eric and Kyle have to tease the press with their “relationship” to pander to the fangirls and increase sales, but jokes on them, their relationship becomes real. It’s pretty lame though, and I never got far with it.

22. What are their updated contact names for each other?

What, you mean, like, on their phones? “Jew” and “Fatass,” of course, haha! I don’t think they’d update their contact names after they start dating. The most they’d do, probably, is add a little “<3″ at the end of the contact name, haha!

23. Do they… sext? 👀

Oh, you know they do. 👀 Haha, they’re both thirsty af for each other, so you just know all day when they’re at work or school they’re gonna be on that shit. And if one of them’s home then they’ll be sending pics to the other like, “hurry home, this is waiting for you,” haha!

28. Controversial opinion on Kyman?

I think the most controversial thing I’ve ever said here is, “I like the name Kyle Cartman,” haha! I think next to nobody in the community agrees with me there! Tbh, I’m seeing the appeal of Eric Broflovski more nowadays…

30. Does Kyle really care for Cartman, or is he just doing “the right thing” any time he helps/rescues him?

Go watch the scene where Kyle’s tossing and turning in bed at three o’clock in the fucking morning, unable to sleep because he knows Eric is out there in the dark and the cold after the guy, umm,,, kind of fucked himself over by lying and fooling everyone and probably deserved the punishment, but no, apparently not to Kyle. Go watch the scene were Snooki is raping literally everyone and it’d be “the right thing” for Kyle to save them all, but the only person Kyle transforms to help is Eric.

Go watch the scene where Kyle’s fucking crying looking at a picture of Eric and remembering how they used to be because he misses his friend and he’s ashamed of what he did to him, no matter how “right” he was to follow his doubts and scepticism about the guy.

Go watch South Park, you absolute noob.