Posted on by livelyliza

I’m seeing literal essays of whether or not Cartman prefers taking it up the ass and I’m just like… I want another normie YouTuber to stumble upon the Kyman tag right now I want their opinions

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THANK YOU! Cartman literally gets off on having power/authority over others, and can’t stand to have that power taken away. He enjoys having dominant positions over others in order to humiliate them; Imaginationland, Ginger Cow, and Cartman Sucks all show that. (There’s also that whole bit of Cartman enjoying Alexa’s subservience in White People Renovating Houses). Think people confuse him being a bottom with him giving up when faced against someone psychically stronger than him (Kyle) in a-

Posted on by livelyliza

Didn’t get your second part, but yeah. Cartman’s a switch, but he would NEVER be a total sub.

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I shipped style then then kyman then style again for a bit before I realized I ship kyman and yet see Kyle as a boy who could be shipped with all the boys except Stan (because Stan and Kyle are almost besties again who talk about their boyfriends.) Also while creek and bunny are my OTPs for this show I ship all four of those boys with other characters… What does that make me??? Wizard, Halfblood,Muggleborn or muggle?

Posted on by livelyliza

If you don’t have Kyman as one of your OTPs that makes you a muggle, unfortunately.

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Proof everyone ignores that Cartman is a bottom is that he masturbates thinking about Cupid Me fucking him in the ass in the end of Craig x Tweek episode

Posted on by livelyliza

kofukune:

kylebiased:

yeah, he straight-up got topped by his own hand. he got topped by fucking cupid me. a floating, blushy little cherub/figment of his own hysteria. jesus christ. also:

it’s proven in canon, that cartman views fighting as a form of flirtation and even sex (see: “the coon” as well as the actual FBW video game; as cartman believes that your father “fucking” your mother is a tragic backstory, “tweek x craig”, where he thinks tweek and craig about to engage in a fight is “sex”, “INsecurity”: cartman skips right from the concept of sheila having consensual sex, to rape, etc.). 

yet, even though cartman is canonically a strong fighter, he consistently submits to kyle’s aggression and never fights back (w/ the exception of “cartoon wars pt. II”, which was played-up as a silly “battle”, and they were equally terrible at “fighting” in this scene). 

so, if cartman canonically, views fighting/arguing/sex as an act of violence, and violence as sex/flirtation, and just takes it/refuses to fight kyle back, though he’s capable of defending himself…well then, I think you know what I’m getting at.

@yummykyman pine kyman master race confirmed

anon says this while simultaneously ignoring all of Cartman’s dominant sexual tendencies with the whip and the obsession with authority

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