kylebiased:

kyle and cartman’s relationship in canon is homoerotic for humour’s sake (and occasionally, more seriously). you’re all acting as if we ship it BECAUSE we’re “antisemitic”, when it’s like??? no?? obviously not??? like yeah, for sure you are going to get the gross-weirdos who ship it in an inappropriate way, but in current kyman-tumblr “culture”, it’s typically a very fluffy and most often, comedic pairing.

kyman only really increased in popularity after…2007/2008, and really took off in s16 (2012)…and it was never because “lol antisemitism xD”, but because of their antics…cartman serenading kyle at a basketball game, kyle rescuing cartman in jewpacabra…then s20, s21…and on…and I think those of you who legitimately hate us KNOW this too. you KNOW why we ship kyman, and you KNOW it’s not because cartman has learned antisemitic behaviour. yet, you continue to lie and compare us to literal n*zis (which is beyond offensive, I mean, you are literally trivializing the events of WWII). 

god, we get it, you hate kyman. we know, you HATE kyman. so why are you so obsessed with it??? no one is harassing you, no one is putting ship-hate in your tags…so just stay in your own lane and I guarantee you, your life will be a whole lot more positive.

you’ve probably answered this before but how would you explain your headcanon for Eric’s build/height??

Well, the way I decided on him was primarily on personal preference because tall broad shouldered men are a total weakness of mine. But I also have a canonical reason that makes sense. He has denver bronco blood. Football players tend to be pretty big guys in terms of bone structure.

Even if I’m not drawing a particularly muscular Cartman, he’s still generally gonna be tall and broad shouldered because of his daddyo.