I can see that.
If cartman doesn’t change his lifestyle he would eventually die of heart attack by the age of 30
I mean duh. He eats pretty terribly from what we see in the show.
In all seriousness tho how could anyone ever ship Cartman with anyone unless they have a fetish or sth fucking fattie greasy n gross as hell
Are you accusing me of being attracted to big guys because you’re absolutely right

Oi, I tried to draw in my favorite (sp fandom) artist’s style _like I know there’s a lot more but give me a break you guys are all awesome!!
TAG TIME:@gloriouskouhai I don’t even have to say it: but your kyman art <33
@not-arisue YOU’RE MY BABY AND YOUR ART IS PERFECT
@silkyskiies you’re new in my heart, come and have a seat. You’re art tho it’s notI’m a bitch for your cartoon style since 1998.
@haruhi-akira we barely TALK omg I’m so shy :v but your art tho YOUR STENNY ART THO (I hope you don’t see this rlly)
Kyman is toxic and disgusting kyman shippers are all racist n misogynistic piece of shit Russians like kyman because they are under the control of government and are planning to secretly corrupt this country

kymans: all cartmans are queens!!!
antis: if he breathes he a THOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a psychologist, I can confirm Kyman is not only possible, but guaranteed, even if the canon show will never focus on it
there you have it folks



