parti-pooper:

nicholesp:

Ughhh now I want a drug dealer Cartman auuuuuu

With Butters, Kenny, Clyde and Craig….and Kyle but he’s all grumpy and acts like he’s only doing it so Cartman wont fuck up and owe money to the people he supplies from.

Kyle, handing over bags of drugs and getting money back for them: Listen, I’m only doing this for my friend. He’s stupid and in a real rough place right now.

Kyle, knifing people in an alley after a drug deal gone sour: Listen, I’m only doing this for my friend.

Kyle, buying Cartman some Guchi with his new drug money: Listen, I’m o-

YES

hollerado:

When Kyle was like “DON’T TOUCH ME.” and Cartman grabbed his hand anyways and he was just like “DON’T…. touch me…” all awkwardly. So cute.