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The Conclusion of The Heather’s Play

Since I’m discontinuing the blog, I’ll give you the rest of what was going to happen in this blog, pretty much chronologically. Here’s the first bit.

Kenny’s Deal

After some continuous effort by Cartman, he finds Kenny and drags him back to his place for some serious rehearsing. He doesn’t really pry or ask Kenny questions, but Kenny is definitely worse for wear. He’s constantly high and constantly forgetting his lines. Cartman doesn’t do good with counseling, so he asks Kyle to come talk to him. With some interrogation, (Good Cop / Bad Cop ) Kyle and Cartman find out that Kenny is heartbroken over Butters, and doesn’t think he should be with anyone because his problems are dangerous.

Cartman understands that Kenny’s talking about his curse, but Kyle thinks that it’s just drug abuse. Kyle continues to try and get Kenny to change his ways, not just for Butters, but for himself. Despite this not helping his actual problem, Kenny gives in and stops doing drugs for a while. They then return to rehearsing.

(A detail that would only become part of the storyline if people noticed and pressed on it is, Kenny is continuously looking at Kyle. His eyes are fixated him a lot and when he looks at Kyle his eyes stop looking so dead. If the audience began to point this out, Cartman would get protective. In an offscreen post, Kenny would explain:

“We were in the same body for so long, dude. I felt everything you felt. Whenever you worried about Kyle or used the thought of him to push you forward, I felt that. And I felt how you felt when he kissed you. It’s weird, I still feel it. I can’t help it.”

Cartman would make Kenny swear off of Kyle. Kenny would not be allowed to interact with Kyle unless Cartman was there with the both of them.)

Cartman and Wendy (the Heathers play)

Soon after, the Heathers play is ready to be shown at the school. Wendy stars as Veronica of course, and Cartman as J.D.. In the song Dead Girl Walking, Veronica climbs into J.D.’s window, makes out with him, then gets on top of him and rides his dick. This obviously doesn’t happen in the school play, but Wendy grinds pretty hard against Cartman and is pretty showy about it. More enthusiastic than people expect her to be considering their history.

For the rest of the show Wendy’s body language is pretty magnetized to Cartman, being too close a lot of times, and Cartman gets irritated with her afterward for her terrible blocking (stage positioning).

Kyle of course expresses concern and is a bit jealous, though he tries to be decent about it. Stan is silent on the matter.

Wendy, after seeing the talk about her on the blog, demands that she have a chance to defend herself. Cartman says that she can’t be a guest on the blog more than once ( a rule that nobody else agreed on, but still, ), so Wendy gets around this by saying she’s Wendyl this time. Kyle also wants to let her on to hear what she has to say.

As Wendyl, he appears as a guest and talks a little bit about his experience with gender fluidity to begin with, but then gets right into the reason he acted that way as Veronica. He explains that he used the physical stimulation as a means to get more into Veronica’s character, and it made it easier to deal with the fact that he was grinding against Cartman’s dick. Wendyl explains that he adores J.D.’s character and therefore completely detached the two and was able to act way better once she had. She also says that she didn’t agree with the blocking of a lot of scenes.

Cartman of course insults her for being unprofessional. “Your performance shouldn’t become shittier because you’re ‘too in character.’”

Wendyl and Cartman start to get into an argument about what’s most important as an actor, Wendyl arguing for improvisation and Cartman arguing for not derailing scenes because of it. They begin to tangent into other irrelevant arguments.

When Cartman starts throwing petty jabs around, Wendyl snaps and calls Cartman out for how bad a person he is.

Wendyl tells the blog that Cartman and him had a thing in freshman year. Over the course of 3 months, they made out and frotted, Wendy even sucked Cartman’s dick, and they got close to having sex. But when they got close to doing that, Cartman told Wendy that he’d been fucking with her the whole time. That it was funny to see her get mad and claim to have all these moral hang ups but then get down on her knees and suck the dick of someone she hated.

Once he’s accused of this, Cartman goes silent. Wendyl tells people that Cartman knew Wendy wouldn’t tell anyone because she was with Stan at the time, and that telling anyone about Cartman would also be telling them that Wendy was cheating on Stan.

Stan, of course, is pissed at both of them. He gets really angry and tells them they’re both pieces of shit and leaves.

Kyle hesitates on what he thinks about the situation. Wendyl tells Kyle that Cartman isn’t capable of love. Cartman gets pissed and tells Wendy to fuck off, saying he was 13 and things were different back then.

Wendyl turns to Cartman and says, “You haven’t changed a bit! Anyone who isn’t blind can see you’re just doing the same thing to Kyle! You hated him way more than you hated me! This is just more of that sick revenge fetish that you have!”

Kyle tells Wendyl to leave. Wendyl refuses at first, but when he realizes how pissed off Kyle looks, does what he says. Cartman waits for Kyle to say something to him. Kyle looks like he’s going to really give Cartman hell. But then he just turns and leaves. Says he needs to think about things.

For a while they’re left in this awkward cold war kind of stage.

Will post more later.

Here’s the first bit

hey, you said you’d answer any questions about atm4, so i’m gonna take you up on that- why did kenny get taller? what happened?

Kenny was supposed to be as tall as his dad, but since he was immortal he took advantage of the fact that he didn’t need to eat as much food as the rest of his family.

So often times he starved himself.

This meant that he was malnourished all through puberty and it really stunted his growth.

Tweek would have also been taller but his growth was stunted because of the tweekers coffee as well as occasional fasting periods where he was too anxious to eat.

Anyway when he finally died for the first time in years, the effects of malnourishment vanished, and his body regrew into puberty as it naturally should have.