It has come to my attention that many members of the South Park fandom have reblogged this “ironically”, thinking that it mayhaps be a joke, a ha-ha, or a shitpost.
This is not true. I sincerely hate each and every one of you and wish you would be oppressed.
When you try to make people mad but get mad instead
I want to be opressed against a wall by Eric…
this post is fucking cancelled. i can’t breathe. i’m shaking in my baby seal leather boots at this. everybody who has ever seen this post even out of context is goingto hell
ERIC: Well, Kyle? Do you hear anything? KYLE: Nothing. … Jesus, you were right.
KYLE: Thank god. You would not believe how loud they are. KYLE: But are you sure this is okay? You’re not gonna shove me off the bed like you did to Kenny? ERIC: Didn’t you see the picture? All you have to do is sleep really close to me. KYLE: Wow. That’s convenient.
ERIC: C’mon Kyle, you know you can’t even act like you don’t like cuddling anymore. KYLE: ….
KYLE: Pff. I should’ve known you’d use that one hug against me. ERIC: Yeah. You really should know better, Kyle~. KYLE: …You’re talking like that again. ERIC: Talking like what? KYLE: That. KYLE: That fucking voice you do. KYLE: Just talking like that and then doing nothing. ERIC: Oh, did you want me to do something? KYLE: … ERIC: What’d you want, Kyle?