Say whatever you want about Kyle, but Cartman is such fucking bottom tbh :v

shipping-queen22:

bro–flovski:

yummykyman:

Do I need to cite that picture again

If anything he swaps.

idk dude, Kyle has said/done some pretty assertive things and Cartman is just a giant pussy in general

You’re right. Also yummykyman unintentionally made Cartman submissive. In South Park Satan was a giant but he was the submissive one in the relationship. Cartman is taller than Kyle so in South Park logic Cartman would be the submissive one. Lol.

Satan’s just a beta bottom nothing to do with his height