My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?
Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.
My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.
Does atm4 red always have the same perpetual frown like craig?
Whenever she sees the main 4, yeah.
i gave eric’s random scarf an origin story h aim just drawing a bunch of headcanon’s from the story, or maybe just extending it?? idk |’D i just needed to churn out more content from the mirror verse au h a
cartmans always warm, kyles always cold, cartman warms kyle up when hes feelin cuddly, kyle puts his cold feet on cartman when hes annoyed aaaaaaaaaa
How is he letting dick in his ass then?
Because it’s not a mouth
Will Kyle ever let Eric eat him out like groceries? If not then that’s a waste of ass to not gobble up and I know Eric is hungry.
Well there’s a certain traumatic reason that’s a problem for Kyle
Just kyman things
lovingly saying “Jew~” and “Fatass~”
oh s n a p Sheila and Gerald is going to kill either kyle or eric any second now
sneaking through the window casually
“You have sand in your vagina” i do NOT HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINAAA”
cupid me being either being all of erics insecurities or just being like” TeeHee ur mom gay and so are yoUU!~”
“PFFFTTTT I AM NOT JEALOUS oF STAN WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT JEW”
“We are fucking eachother but no strings attached, it’s not like we like eachother or anythinG BAKA”
Moaning “Eric” Instead of cartman
“Call me eric because being called Cartman makes me feel not human or some shit blah blah ok now let’s be in a relationship”
Kenny betting on them fucking
Kenny knowing they had sexual tension the entire time
kenny being the BEST wingman
(This one annoys me a g h) Kyle crushing on stan at first but DA M N LOOK AT ERICS NEW HOT BOD
ERic having a redemption arc
Eric or kyle moving away from southpark and coming back and seeing eachother like,,damn have you been working out??? WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS HOT
“Erics still chubby but not morbidly obese like he was at a kid”
clydefrog are u ok
Kyle using hat to cover his hair because he is insecure
“Jew,,lemme see yo hair”
fighting but someone ends up being pinned down and suddenly BONERS
Eric being disgusted by moms job
if you call liane a whore eric will hunt u down and kill u
“mY MOM IS N O T A BITCH CARTMAN”
Eric teasing kyle in public
“Lets skip class”
PARTY AT TOKENS PLACE
KYLE BEING DRUNK
ERIC DRIVING KYLE HOME
Eric saving or helping kyle with something bu like,,Its NOT PERSONAL OR ANYTHING BAKA
eric just admit ur feelings u coward
Bebe crushing on kyle
eric being jealous and possessive
“Stan i swear he changed”
“MOM I SWEAR HE CHANGED”
“Shhhh be quiet my parents are sleeping”
“I hate you” “LOve you too,Jew”
K I N K
kyles a screamer
“IM NOT GAY G U Y S “
cupid me shut the u p
blushing while fighting
*Insert insults and kisses*
feel free to add on f e l l a s
You pretty much nailed it.
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