How would you describe scott malkinson’s voice?

parti-pooper:

yummykyman:

What people sound like when half of their mouth is numb

He kind of talks from the back of his mouth. To exemplify this, say the word “you” and focus on the articulation of the first sound. Now, say it again, but this time in a Scott Malkinson impression and focus once again on the articulation of the first sound. Notice how whereas the tongue stays in a medial position for your typical pronunciation of the first sound, the tongue spreads and goes further back when doing an impression of Malkinson. Also, the way air flows out of Scott’s mouth is unusual. For an example, listen to him pronouncing the sound “s” and then try to replicate it. For this you’ll notice that the air flows laterally out of his mouth (down the sides of the tongue) rather than centrally (down the middle of the tongue) as it’s supposed to in typical speech. So Scott’s tongue seems to be obstructing his articulation and impeding him from producing speech typically, which suggests a speech disorder like Dysarthria, where he can’t coordinate his tongue’s muscles. It’s almost as if Scott’s adapting his mouth movements in order to talk around his tongue rather than using his tongue to talk with. So…yeah. Saying that it sounds like a part of his mouth (aka, his tongue) is numb sounds about right.

Oh damn. Come to Parti Pooper for descriptions from now on please

theoreohaslayers:

The one thing that terrifies me about the Kyman shippers is that their eyes are so sharp when it comes to looking for proof for evidence of their otp being canon like

Man you guys are nuts about this ship how did you even get around to liking it

Enthusiasm is terrifying? How do you live your life my dude

the-pinkest-bunny:

yummykyman:

nicholeloveskyman:

yummykyman:

Anyone else notice that Cupid Me both has curly hair and USES GREEN IN HIS LOVE NOTE TO CARTMAN

WHY WOULD CARTMAN HAVE CUPID ME USE GREEN, MATT AND TREY? ITS NOT A LOVE COLOR. WHAT DOES CARTMAN ASSOCIATE GREEN WITH?

Cartman: Okay, I need a violet one for domestic violence, a lime one for herpes, and a jade green one for how much I hate Kyle.

hmmmmmmm

MATT AND TREY

Omg why, its the same fuckin color

luigi-is-anti:

Stealing this post cause op hates he/him lesbians so :/

some of y’all: cartman has a secret crush on kyle! kyle was jealous of cartman and heidi’s relationship that’s why he stepped in!

Me:

>he/him >lesbians