i was sitting around trying to understand kenny and cartman’s relationship
and realized that they were friends with benefits, not lovers
so kenny knows cartman likes kyle
and teases him about it
but also gives him advice
at least that’s what is written in my notebook…that i wrote…
also, ignore the crap doodles, i just randomly did this in my huge ass sketchbook with a marker
oh wait
This comic is how I ship it
So canonically, Cartman’s reasons for NOT wanting to stay away Kyle/ addicted to their rivalry despite hatred have been established via Smug Alert (needs and entertaining rival, stimulate, selfish reason but twistedly interesting nonetheless), but what would be Kyle’s reasons? It’s hard to stay canon to that motivation as it hasn’t necessarily been stated, but the show has established Kyle’s need to be on the moral high ground? Does that have something to do with it?
I don’t think so. Not at all. I think that Kyle respects Cartman.
He respects Cartman’s capabilities. And he knows that Cartman is incredibly valuable to the group.

Kyle has come to a point of understanding; that Cartman enjoys hanging out with his friends. And he knows that Cartman prioritizes the atmosphere of the group. It’s usually what has Cartman’s attention. He knows from experience that if something is beneficial to the group as a whole, Cartman will usually go along with it.
Cartman is incredibly competent. And if Kyle gets him on the same page, he can utilize Cartman’s immense drive and competence for his own gain.
And in the later seasons especially, Kyle has reached an equilibrium with Cartman. He knows Cartman well enough to the point where he won’t push him too far, just enough to have interesting banter with him. He also happens to find him enjoyable when they’re in a group setting.

So yeah, Kyle’s morals are completely different from Cartman, but at the point we are now, he’s found some useful loopholes.
To Kyle, Cartman is essentially a torch. It has a massive ball of fire at the end of it that can burn down the whole town, but as long as you don’t drop it, it works in your favor.
Tweek’s dad : Omae wa shinda to.
Tweek: NANI?!
Aka, watching south park in japanese dub again.
HOLY SHIT
4th Day of Kyman Week: Kyman Moment
I just liked this scene so damn much
Sorry It’s not colored, I had to make it on a rush orz Maybe one day I’ll color it~
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Do you answer all asks? I know some people don’t (and I’d understand that, crazy anons out there oof)
Nah there’s like a thousand sitting in my inbox eternally because I still haven’t decided if I wanna answer them
















