askthemainfour:

ERIC: Well, Kyle? Do you hear anything?
KYLE: Nothing. … Jesus, you were right.

KYLE: Thank god. You would not believe how loud they are.
KYLE: But are you sure this is okay? You’re not gonna shove me off the bed like you did to Kenny?
ERIC: Didn’t you see the picture? All you have to do is sleep really close to me.
KYLE: Wow. That’s convenient.

ERIC: C’mon Kyle, you know you can’t even act like you don’t like cuddling anymore.
KYLE: ….

KYLE: Pff. I should’ve known you’d use that one hug against me.
ERIC: Yeah. You really should know better, Kyle~.
KYLE: …You’re talking like that again.
ERIC: Talking like what?
KYLE: That.
KYLE: That fucking voice you do.
KYLE: Just talking like that and then doing nothing.
ERIC: Oh, did you want me to do something?
KYLE: …
ERIC: What’d you want, Kyle?

ERIC: !!

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